Manchester United had their wrap party last night and the event ended with a stirring speech from manager Louis van Gaal. Van Gaal recapped the season, explaining how they started off so poorly, but were sparked by Wayne Rooney's impossible dream of finishing second in the league, which his manager loved almost as much as 2004 Howard Dean loved the idea of touring the country. That spurred a six-game winning streak until they met Chelsea.Van Gaal then said they basically won the Chelsea game, even though they lost. He acknowledged the loss but the import of the loss far outweighed the standings because United are "very CLOSE!" He then closed the speech by telling the fans they are the best in the world and exited the stage. He then got back up there to express his disappointment with the fans, though they are still the best, because they didn't properly applaud the saxophone lady playing at the event.Some say van Gaal was a little blotto for his performance, but we just think he's high on life.