Take a moment to ponder this hugely important question:What type of cereal does Tim Duncan eat?Nope, you're wrong. It's Frosted Mini-Wheats. Eight layers of nutritious kinda bland fundamental grains, one layer of sweet tasty goodness to remind you they exist, and years and years of leaving the competition on the shelf.Or, at least it was until Slam Duncan O's!
San Antonio-based grocery store chain H-E-B introduced the poorly-named breakfast product—Although to be fair, Bank Shot From the Wing Duncan O's would look silly on a box—and the basketball/cereal Spurs junkies rejoiced. For a mere $2.98, you can make like Timmy and enjoy an allegedly healthy "unique blend of naturally flavored honey nut toasted O's and delicious chocolatey puffs." The O's are hoops and the puffs are balls, so kids, make sure to play a game of kitchen H-O-R-S-E at every meal. Moms love that sort of thing.Slam Duncan O's (apparently not Timmy's first foray into the cereal aisle) are a limited edition collector's snack item, only 400,000 boxes are being produced, and H-E-B expects they will run out in three months. You can even down the honey-chocolatey goodness guilt-free as part of the proceeds will benefit the Tim Duncan Foundation.Throw on your most comfortable ribbed tank, your extra-baggy jorts, and pour yourself a big bowl of Slam Duncan O's.