Former San Antonio Spurs forward Matt Bonner is a lovably weird dude. That's just kind of his deal. The Red Rocket—or the Red Mamba, as Kobe once dubbed him—announced his retirement today at the age of 36. And he certainly did it on his own terms: in a low-budget mumblecore, indie-looking short from his Twitter account. While eating a sandwich.I made a video. pic.twitter.com/NQSvvCnhD5
— Matt Bonner (@MattBonner_SAS) January 6, 2017
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- He ran a sandwich blog, with the quest of seeking the "hoagie grail."
- He apparently really likes Andy Kaufmann.
- He once had a tiny house built for him for a reality TV show.
- There is a Bonner Challenge that involves a very specific sequence of shots.
- He once landed a shoe deal with New Balance via Twitter Hustle, only to wear their prototype in a game against their advice, and have it explode on him.
- He once had an Anchor Man-themed birthday party with Stephen Jackson.