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Hello, here he is. This was swiftly followed up, apropos of nothing, by a very odd and anachronistic semi-reference to some old video of Harry Redknapp at a fan forum, defending Frank Lampard, then a youth player at West Ham:Let's see what this is all about then.
— Harry Redknapp (@Redknapp)June 8, 2015
Trending on VICE Sports: The End of the Legends EraThis second tweet gives away a lot more about how and why Harry Redknapp ended up joining Twitter. It strikes me as though it was written by committee. Three sports journalism graduates in a room, Harry Redknapp at the head of the table, idly playing with a bobblehead of Niko Kranjcar. "HERE," Harry Redknapp is saying, in that charmingly straightforward way of his. "WHAT'S FUNNY?" The least nervous graduate steps forward. "Well, you are, sort of. You're like: an online joke." A 45-minute tour of YouTube videos where Harry Redknapp keeps pressing the pause button with his big finger because he doesn't quite understand the concept of film and TV. "SO WHAT'S THIS TWITTER FING AGAIN?" Two hours and a whiteboard diagram later, and he's got it. "YEAH, WE SHOULD JOIN. WRITE SOME JOKES ABOUT FRANKIE." They write a joke about Frankie. They write a joke about Big Frankie Lampard.That West Ham fan was right, Frank Lampard was no good as a player after all.
— Harry Redknapp (@Redknapp)June 8, 2015
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Is it a threat? Are they friends? Are they lovers? Are they enemies? Vaughan's non-response and Redknapp's aversion to punctuation makes it impossible to tell. We are in a big grey limbo, unsure of whether we're sat on the side of love or hate.Harry's fourth tweet – " Afternoon John", said in reply to former striker and pundit John Hartson welcoming him to the fold – suggests Harry Redknapp's default response to any single comment made or aimed at him is to remark on whether it is the morning or the afternoon and then add that person's name. Harry Redknapp is a barking robot made of meat.By now Harry is getting into his stride. He knows from the feedback his three sports journalism graduates gave him that talking vaguely about YouTube works: "YEAH, NO IT DONE TRIFFIC THAT ONE." Now he decides to take it one step further: he shares a video of him being hit with a golf ball by Glenn Hoddle.Let's unpack the video of Harry Redknapp being hit with a golf ball by Glenn Hoddle, because it's culturally significant:i. The golf ball does not hit Harry Redknapp with the force that you would expect from any single swing commonly seen in the game of golf. There is no way golf balls travel at that height unless they are coming down, out of the sky, at which point they are moving faster, with speed. I do not think it is unfair to say that, if that golf ball was hit from a distance with a club, and hit Harry Redknapp as it did above the heart, this fun viral clip would actually be a snuff movie;
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