For Sale: An Empty Basket (That May or May Not Be a Derek Jeter Sex Basket)

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For Sale: An Empty Basket (That May or May Not Be a Derek Jeter Sex Basket)

Do you want to buy a Derek Jeter sex basket? Are you stupid? Well, then you're in luck!

The internet is a wonderful place where you can gather news quicker than ever before, read classic literature for free from the comfort of your toilet bowl, and buy an empty basket you have been led to believe is a Derek Jeter post-coital gift basket.

The sleuths over at Reddit, as highlighted by CBS, have come across a Craigslist post in San Francisco that purports to be a listing for one of those sex baskets the chosen few would get after spending some time between the sheets with Jeets. And it's just shy of two grand!

The full text of the listing is as follows:

It's common knowledge that women get a basket full of gifts as a thank you for making love to Derek Jeter but I've never seen these baskets available as a collectable. I'm ready to part with mine. Derek was giving and generous and I've charished this basket for more than a decade. After I removed all the luxury items it's been used to hold towels and fresh rolls of toilet paper. This item is sold as is where is. I don't have a c.o.a. but can describe every inch of Derek as a way of proof if needed.

This can't possibly be real, but it's kind of amazing it's taken this long for someone to do it. And even more amazing that it wasn't Steiner Sports.

h/t Eye on Baseball