Messi and Neymar Hook Up For Sublime Goal

Barcelona stomped La Liga bottom dwellers Elche 6-0 today and Messi, Neymar, and Luis Suarez all scored. This tiki taka goal, from Neymar to Messi and back to Neymar for a swiping finish off the volley, is just delightful. Obviously it's a GIF, so there's no audio, but thanks to the indispensable Twitter account @LiveRayHudson, we know exactly what the beIN announcer and Messi-phile said. It might be better than the goal itself.

0-4, Neymar. "The rainbows just keep coming out of Messi's feet. This one delivers the biggest pot of gold for Neymar."
— Live Ray Hudson (@liverayhudson) January 24, 2015

"This time, the Brazilian is cleaner than Neutrogena. The supply is from Argentina."
— Live Ray Hudson (@liverayhudson) January 24, 2015

"Neymar is the perfect set of Steinway piano strings to Messi's beautiful hammer, and they make the most wonderful music together."
— Live Ray Hudson (@liverayhudson) January 24, 2015

And just for good measure, here's his call of the sixth and final goal in extra time:

0-6, Pedro from Neymar pass. "Neymar, Neymar! He should come with health warning on his shirt. A biohazard is what Neymar is."
— Live Ray Hudson (@liverayhudson) January 24, 2015