Modern Sports Fandom, in Three Tweets

Mario Balotelli scored his first Premier League goal with Liverpool on a late strike and the Reds held on in the final ten minutes to win 3-2 over Tottenham. One fan was not feeling very confident in Brendan Rodgers' substitution, however, and rather than eat his hat, he said he'd eat his own shit if Super Mario got the game winner. Well.

About ten minutes before the goal, the Liverpool fan made his bold wager.

If Balo gets the winner I will eat my own shit
— Ross (@RossLFC95) February 10, 2015

OH FUCK
— Ross (@RossLFC95) February 10, 2015

Fuck I need a cup of tea
— Ross (@RossLFC95) February 10, 2015

The rule of three. Never fails.

h/t @AnthraxJones