In this episode of the Fat Jew Show, our host takes a trip to the Mets' Citi Field, which he calls a "shittier Shea Stadium, because you can't smoke and I've never seen anyone get a handjob here." As he walks among the fans whose unfortunate birthright it is to root for the Mets, he talks to a pair of identical twins whose loyalties are split between the Mets and the Yankees and a dude who was just there for the free merch and describes with unsettling vividness Paul O'Neill getting his dick sucked by a white woman at a Marriott in San Diego.
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