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Patrick Kane's Lawyer Thinks Hustler Magazine Has Had a Great 40 Years and That's Worth Celebrating

This fucking guy.

Patrick Kane's lawyer, whose client is accused of raping a woman, gave a press conference today downplaying the importance of a rape kit evidence bag being delivered to the alleged victim's mother's door while sitting next to a Hustler Magazine 40th anniversary mug and something called MONEY SOAP.

Kane's attorney, Paul Cambria, was a longtime attorney for the porn industry, according to PBS Frontline. He's infamous for the so-called "cambria list," which Frontline described as "guidelines for the box-covers of adult videos, not for the sex acts they depict." it features such recommendation as:

  • No degrading dialogue, e.g., "Suck this cock, bitch" while slapping her face with a penis

  • No forced sex, rape themes, etc.

  • No peeing unless in a natural setting, e.g., field, roadside

  • No food used as sex object

This is the man Patrick Kane hired to defend him in a rape case. This. Guy.