Here we have adult male and head basketball coach at Marquette University Steve Wojjschjschkawasakininja300sportsmotorcycle absolutely snaking a bunch of kids while playing a friendly basketball game. He starts out playing fair. What more is there to do when playing against a bunch of kids than just fire up some jump shots? But even on the second shot he takes, Wojo's going balls out. Look at that first step after he takes the shot. My man is moving for that potential rebound. It only gets worse.The very next kid gets hit with the "your shoelace is untied" gambit and Wojo blows past him for an easy layup. And then he struts back to the line. This child can't be more than 15 years old. His opponent is, again, a grown-ass man who spent four years at Duke and played in the Final Four. For shame, sir. For shame. What's next, slapping the court? This is reason enough to never attempt to properly spell "Wojjschjschkawasakininja300abssportsmotorcycle" ever again.*Dead* RT @MarquetteMBB: No mercy when playing @steve_wojo #closeout. Even the old "your shoe is untied" used. #mubb pic.twitter.com/TTyyDMW8Eb
— Paint Touches (@PaintTouches) June 24, 2015