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The Corgi Was Robbed After Slaying the Frisbee Event at the Incredible Dog Challenge

Her legs are about half the size of a "normal" dog's, and so she has to exert more effort to cover the same ground.

Ziva the Corgi was at a disadvantage for the Eastern Regional Purina Incredible Dog Challenge Flying Disc event from the get-go. Her legs are about half the size of a "normal" dog's, and so she has to exert more effort to cover the same ground. Sure, they made the discs smaller for Ziva. It wasn't enough. Obviously, Ziva's got something those other—mostly Australian sheep—dogs have to offer. Pizzaz. Funk. A sense of dignity.

Just look at that gum-strength!

Some nightmare-dog named Bella took top billing, with only a B+. Bella also won the Eastern Regional Championship title last year, and now she's headed to nationals.

And Ziva only got fourth?!! Someone obviously (obviously!) bribed the judges here. Highway goddamn robbery.