You have maybe heard about The Oogieloves In The Big Balloon Adventure by now. No? Oh, goodie.
Basically, Kenn Viselman, the “marketing visionary” behind Teletubbies, Eloise and some other successful children’s franchises went to see Madea Goes to Jail and was so inspired (?) by the interactive qualities of the film (?!) that he owed it to the children of the world to create a motion picture that would allow them to talk, dance and sing along in the cinema. He nabbed Academy Award nominated director Matthew Diamond (nominated for a dance documentary he directed in the 1990s) and a handful of celebrities (Toni Braxton, Chazz Palminteri, you know, celebrities?) to create an interactive cinema experience of screaming along at the screen, an experience long dreamt of by all parents, I’m sure.
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Schluufy: A pillow who speaks in “his own pillow dialect” that the Oogieloves can understand but not us crazy humans! It’s his birthday and he loves hugging.
J.Edgar: Obviously a Hoover with glasses. OBVIOUSLY. The Oogieloves website calls him a “gentleman-vacuum”, which is pretty perfect. Has the hots for the pervy window.
Ruffy: Grumpy goldfish, allergic to water. “He’s always got a wisefish comment” and his character appears to share a smooch with Jaime Pressly in the trailer (“holy mackerel!”).
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