Hornets playoff tickets peaked out at $625, according to Ticketmaster.com, and one fan saw his sum total as a passport to be a total asshat. In today's Heat-Hornets Game 3 NBA Playoff game, one karate kid-looking motherfucker—in a blouse that would make Prince roll over in his grave—got really into the "let's go Hornets" chant—so much so, that he made the game more difficult for his team to play. You, sir, have no chill.While in the final seconds of the second quarter, Douchey McDoucherson (quasi-reminiscent of the awful yelling Stanford fan—maybe they're cousins) got up and started clapping and waving a hand like the rhythmless bottom-feeder that he is, and distracted Jeremy Lin from inbounding the ball. It even seems like he blocked Lin's option of passing the ball forward. What a maroon.Take some lessons on how to watch basketball, son:Now THAT's how you sit courtside.[TNT]