Admittedly, I don't know who the fuck Pinto Ron is. But even if I were to try to tell you—after the quick little research I did on him—I don't think you'd understand either. I guess Pinto Ron is best described as the Don Corleone of the Bills Mafia. Because he's fucking insane.Pinto Ron, according to his Wikipedia page—an authoritative source on such matters of urban folklore—is a Bills superfan who has been to 371 Bills games and throws insane home game tailgates. His shenanigans included grilling a bunch of meats on various metal objects (saws, army helmets, shovels) on his 1980 Ford Pinto and then getting doused by condiments in his so-called ketchup ceremony.As if this story couldn't get any more Bills—and NFL—Pinto Ron (actually named Ken Johnson) used to serve shots out of bowling balls until he got shut down by the NFL. He then relocated his shit to a private property adjacent to New Era Field, where he now continues to do whatever the fuck his Bills mafioso heart desires. Wild stuff.