MANCHESTER CITY
Obviously it's a bad idea. We're pretty sure the people who made it are intelligent and work hard, and their response to our criticism would be, "what would you do then, you smartarse website cacklers?" And the clear answer is this: do not get your players to move ping-pong balls with chopsticks in celebration of Chinese New Year. Don't do that. Do something else or don't do anything. Just don't do that.Update: City are now relentlessly tweeting about pancakes.How steady are your hands?
Are you able to take on the chopstick challenge? #mcfc VIDEO: https://t.co/5VVgKEBRva pic.twitter.com/ocNJG0J4GT
— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) February 8, 2016
SPURS
A special Happy New Year message to our fans around the world from our five players born in the #YearOfTheMonkey! https://t.co/3CrDwwVS9L
— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) February 8, 2016
ARSENAL
Where to start with how bad this is? The music seems to have been borrowed from a Countryfile segment, or a very earnest advert from wholemeal bread. There's also the unsettling way Per wonders around without speaking to his teammates, instead tapping them on the shoulder and handing them a gift like some mute delivery giant. And the plot is weak as hell: Olivier Giroud is found practicing his shooting (stop, laugh, continue reading), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is doing keep-ups, while Theo Walcott is just sat in the changing room in full kit waiting for Per to gift him.In fairness Theo does speak some Chinese, or at least what we assume is Chinese (we do not speak Chinese). And there's been some kind of charitable donation made, which is nice. Still, there are less lame ways to convey the message than this.Everyone at @Arsenal and @Emirates would like to wish all celebrating, a very happy Lunar New Year #YearoftheMonkeyhttps://t.co/viib02RChC
— Arsenal FC (@Arsenal) February 8, 2016
AS ROMA
ASTON VILLA
Happy Lunar New Year to all our #AVFC fans celebrating around the world.https://t.co/PjZIW9la8j
— Aston Villa FC (@AVFCOfficial) February 8, 2016
BARCELONA
MANCHESTER UNITED
Enjoy the celebrations! pic.twitter.com/7D2Q5fTHTN
— Manchester United (@ManUtd) February 8, 2016