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Three stars of comedy
Shout out to the one sad looking dude who's apparently the only Devils fan with front row seats in New Jersey.The second star: Vili Saarijärvi—The Finnish prospect is part of a disappointing Team Finland entry at the World Juniors, which led to him introducing a new turn of phrase to the hockey lexicon.When hockey makes you oh so horny — Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn)December 28, 2016
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Keep dreaming, little trooper, you'll make it someday!Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! — Jonathan Toews (@JonathanToews)December 27, 2016
Outrage of the week
The outrage: Uh, a certain sport seems to be missing there….Is it justified: As you can see if you look through the replies to that tweet, plenty of hockey fans were unhappy to see their favorite sport taking a backseat to soccer and auto racing. It would be one thing if this were coming from ESPN or Fox or whoever, but NBC is halfway through a ten-year TV contract with the NHL that was signed to great fanfare in 2011.To many fans, this was yet another reminder of the NHL's place in the American sports landscape. Gary Bettman might like to drone on about record revenues (at least until there's a lockout to whip up support for), but too often the league seems to be an afterthought. If their own TV partner can't even remember they exist, fans are left to wonder, who will?Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from everyone here at — NBCSN (@NBCSN)December 25, 2016
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Obscure former player of the week
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Be It Resolved
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Classic YouTube clip breakdown
- To set the scene. It's January 4, 1991, and Canada is facing Russia in the final game of the tournament. This isn't technically the gold medal game, since there was no such thing back then — the WJC used to be purely a round robin affair, without any playoffs or elimination games. But Canada and the Soviets were the two best teams, and often played last on the assumption that the game would determine gold.
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- Of course, that didn't always work. Sometimes, only one team would be playing for gold, and the other would be… um… not focused on that. That scenario led to the infamous 1987 Piestany brawl, which we broke down in this section a few years back.
- This time around, the gloves (and the lights) will stay on. Instead, we've got Canada and the Soviets in a tie game with about five minutes left. A tie gives the gold to the Soviets, so Canada needs a goal and they need it soon. You know what that means: It's face-washing time.
- It's a nerve-racking moment to be sure, as you can tell by the fact that the Soviet goaltender has apparently wet himself and stained his entire goal bright yellow.
- Wait, I'm being told that's just what the ice looked like back then. The early 90s were a weird time.
- This edition of Team Canada had some big names, including Eric Lindros and Scott Niedermayer. But it's going to be some lesser known ones that shine here, as Greg Johnson wins the draw back to John Slaney at the point. There's nothing there, so Slaney dumps it in weakly. A few second later, he'll get a better look.
- One thing to point out here: This tournament is in Canada, back when that was relatively rare. Team Canada had never won gold on their home ice before and this is kind of a big deal, which explains why the entire arena is going to explode right about… now.
- Slaney gets the puck back and this time decides to step into one. It's actually a play you don't see much these days, since there's a Soviet player right behind him who almost gets a stick on him. But back in 1991, hockey coaches hadn't decided that turnovers were the absolute worst thing in the entire world, so players could still take chances. Slaney does, and it pays off.
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- Slaney's shot finds the net, and as per World Junior tradition his teammates all immediately try to murder him by performing flying senton bombs onto his head. Honestly, the celebrations are 90 percent of the reason to watch the WJCs. Guys are face-slamming the glass over properly executed line changes. It's the best.
- We cut between shots of delirious Canadian fans and disturbingly sweaty Team Canada bums. The crowd shots do two things: a.) confirm my theory that every sports fans in the early 90s wore glasses, and b.) makes me wonder how this guy can manage to be more dapper 55 minutes into a championship hockey game than I was on my wedding day.
- Somewhere in Atlanta, the Marine Corps Color Guard was watching this celebration going "Huh, interesting, I guess that's how the Canadian flag goes."
- I don't know why, but I laugh every time at the fans around the 1:00 mark. It's a classic case of one guy trying to say something during a noisy moment, and the other guy having to decide if he's going to say "WHAT?" or just pretend like he understood. He goes with the former. For the record, I've just faked it literally every time this has ever happened to me.
- We get our first replay, during which it becomes obvious that Jim Hughson is doing the "Stay quiet during the big moment thing". Always a risky move. It's great when it pays off, awkward when it doesn't, hilarious when it results in someone dropping f-bombs all over the live mic. I feel like it works here.
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- The footage just stops for several seconds, presumably so that the graphic design guy can photoshop the most Canadian hockey hair ever onto Slaney's photo.
- By the way, Slaney never went on to NHL stardom, although he did have a reasonably solid decade-long career split between seven teams. This goal was definitely his defining moment, though, unless you count the time in L.A. that he was set up for a goal by Wayne Gretzky while wearing the infamous Burger King jersey.
- Next, we cut to a shot of Slaney's curmudgeonly high school vice-principal, who seems very angry and… wait, no, that's Team Canada coach Dick Todd.
- We get a mention of Slaney being from Newfoundland, which was one of those things that every Canadian hockey fan knew for some reason. My favorite line from Slaney's Wikipedia article: "The goal made him one of the most prominent names among Newfoundland sportspeople." Man, right up there with Beaton Squires and Ferd Hayward? Welcome to the big time, John!
- And that's it. Our clip ends as action resumes, skipping the game's final minutes. Canada would hold on for the win, which at the time was their fifth ever and second straight. This was also the last appearance by the Soviets at the tournament; they'd be the Commonwealth of Independent States in 1992, and Russia thereafter.
- Historical note: The thrilling end to this game, and a five-year Canadian winning streak that followed shortly after, would help propel the WJC to major league status, at least in Canada. By the end of the 90s, the tournament was one of the country's biggest events of the year, and has remained so each and every year since, except all the ones where Canada doesn't win.