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The easiest tasks I handle are drunken texts (even if they come at me when I've been drinking too—this is a 24/7 kind of job). Usually, my client sends me a screenshot of the conversation and asks for a reply. I find that I often get asked to provide my services in response to things like half-naked photos, replying to which can be a real stumper. I'll take a look at the conversation, tap into the client's voice, and draft up a few options for them to choose from:a) "Can't wait to experience the live version."Like the women who do bikini waxes, I end up knowing everything about my clients' personal lives, while they know very little about mine.
b) "I appreciate you not forcing me to get cliche' by asking 'What are you wearing?'"
c) "The Greeks understood the S curve all too well. We owe them much of our modern architectural foundation knowledge. But they didn't know it quite the way you do."
d) "Send another quick! My battery is dying! ;)"
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