Uber Driver Says Mack Brown Couldn't Coach, Mack Brown Agrees

One of the first things they teach you in driver's education is to check your rearview mirror before firing up the engine. A chatty Uber driver in San Antonio missed that lesson, and so didn't take a good look at his backseat passengers, who were in town for the Alamo Bowl. This being Texas, Squacky decided to share his unsolicited thoughts on Longhorn football coaches of bowl games past. ESPN play-by-play Adam Amin describes the amusing dialogue between Uber-Guy-With-Opinions and Amin's fellow passenger, Mack Brown.

Mack & I get in an Uber in San Antonio. Uber driver: "What do you think about the new Texas coach? Cause Mack sure couldn't coach." Me:
— Adam Amin (@adamamin) December 28, 2016

There was, of course, only one proper response.

Mack: "He sure couldn't." Uber driver: *turns around….YOU'RE MACK BROWN." Mack: "Hey there."
— Adam Amin (@adamamin) December 28, 2016

Tomorrow night's Alamo Bowl features the #12 ranked Oklahoma State Cowboys and the #10 Colorado Buffaloes, a Big-12/Pac-12 match-up that will hopefully be spirited, but which probably won't hold up against other Big-12/Pac-12 classics. Like, say:

Whomever coached up the Longhorns in that game should treat himself to a taxi next time.

[Awful Announcing]