I've been staring at this corn maze for a solid ten minutes trying to find David Ortiz's face and I'm coming up empty. According to the Boston Globe, "Ortiz is depicted wearing sunglasses with his fingers pointed skyward, as if fresh off a home run" in these rows of corn. I dunno, man. Seems to me the more likely scenario here is that the folks from the Globe are fresh off an "editorial board meeting" with Timothy Leary.David Ortiz's face is carved in to a Sterling corn maze https://t.co/rgm56XjBZg pic.twitter.com/RHUafNXVAQ
— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) August 26, 2016
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