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Mike Milbury Has the Power to Damn You for Eternity

Mike Milbury weirdly said that Corey Crawford was going "straight to hell" for allowing a goal. Tough game!

During the second intermission of Game 2, the NBC crew broke down the second period highlights. Pretty standard fare, really. Or at least it was until Mike Milbury damned Corey Crawford to eternal anguish in the fiery pits of Hell. Crawford gave up a goal to Tyler Johnson that just squeaked between his padding and the post and for that, Crawford has a date with Dante. Milbury said he wasn't going to condemn him for the first goal he allowed—another deflection, though not quite as crazy as Game 1's—but the Johnson goal earned him a free pass to constant torment and anguish reserved for those guilty of a life horribly lived.

We're not sure what level of hell you get sent to for "soft goals"—Milbury didn't elaborate—but it's got to be somewhere between fraud and treachery, so…it's way down there.

[NBC]