I don't know how this man found this dog, or how this dog found this man, and I don't particularly care. I'm just glad they are together now. Our man here has a mullet, an extremely hard-working mustache, some wrap-around shades, and a dog in a Doggie Djörn. The dog is fantastic, obviously, but I might love the man even more. If the cities of Philadelphia and Sarasota gave birth to one man, it would be this man.And god bless those cities for giving birth to this man, so that he could provide a home and shower this dog with so much love it doesn't even know how to be a dog anymore. It's just an appendage at this point. An appendage that smiles, licks its own face, and drinks water out of a water bottle's cap I mean are you serious right now with this?
[MLB]
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