Praying for all the thirsty girls sliding in new NFL rookies DMs with heavy booty & cleavage action pics. Only Jesus can quench your thirst
— Annie Apple (@SurvivinAmerica) May 1, 2016
It may be hard to beat Giants draftee Eli Apple's mom as sports mom of the year. Draymond Green's mom is certainly up there. But it seems like we're only just getting to know Annie Apple and all the delightful things she has to say. Today's serving? A piping hot dish of hoe razzing.Sure, it's not cute when Ayesha Curry razzes hoes. But Ayesha isn't looking to protect her son's innocence. Eli—former Ohio State cornerback who is known for being asked if he likes men during combine day and for being fricasseed for his lack of cooking skills—was drafted by the Giants on Thursday as No. 10 pick, and it seems like the trappings of fame have already befallen him. Dude's apparently up to his neck in DMs.Being the concerned mom that she is, Annie actually tweeted out that she was "Praying for all the thirsty girls sliding into new NFL rookies DMs with heavy booty & cleavage action pics. Only Jesus can quench your thirst." What? How does she know? Is she holding all of Eli's social media passwords or something? Whatever the case, Eli handled it well, with a simple "Mom never chilling." Class move.If you're out there thinking this is some kind of lightning strike hilarious moment from Annie, you're dead wrong. First of all, her Twitter handle (the best source for her sheer genius) is @SurvivinAmerica, which is not only a completely relatable name, but also brilliant social commentary. Then there's the fact that she has tweeted out stuff like this, this, this, this, and this. But yes, she really outdid herself with this one. Eli should look into getting his own house, stat. Or at least changing his passwords. "Only Jesus can quench your thirst." Pure brilliance.[h/t our very own Caitlin Kelly]Mom never chilling https://t.co/4oGbRZTojb
— Eli Apple (@EliApple13) May 1, 2016