Deplorable fuck bucket turned ass puppet Chris Christie is the Drake of the political world, what with his sweatiness for athletics attention. He rides the Cowboys' jock like no other, hams it up on the baseball diamond, and now, all of a sudden—just because his daughter will attend ND soon—he's a big Fighting Irish fan. Sure, he said he's attended games before, but whatever—he's ruining it for the rest of us.Christie was on hand at Notre Dame's game against the Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks when the team made their way clear to the Round of 16 with a thin, one-point margin. But instead of being chill with his media cameos in the stands, Christie decided to peek into the locker room for God knows what reason. I thought we already decided this week that children aren't allowed in locker rooms.Anyway, Notre Dame head coach Mike Brey seemed to be pretty blasé about the cameo, hinting that maybe Christie isn't as welcome as he feels:New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, whose daughter attends @NotreDame was in the Irish locker room following the winhttps://t.co/10M1pSXZoc
— Campus Rush (@CampusRush) March 20, 2016
Damn. Pretty sick burn. Seems like Christie's getting good at getting dissed while watching from the sidelines nowadays.Mike Brey on Chris Christie: "He only shows up for the big games. He'll be there in Philly -- if Trump will let him."
— Matt Norlander (@MattNorlander) March 20, 2016