For example, one eager participant uploaded a piece of toast with a pale yellow substance smeared upon it. The rating: 0 out of 10. The commentary: "Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse you submit this pissy hot bread."If Coldplay was toast. 0/10 @_joeyx pic.twitter.com/pm8OFo0eVh
— #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 11, 2015
Well, then.How does Rate My Toast like avocado toast? Not so much. Yet another 0 out of 10! The comments to this submission were no kinder. "Nobody likes avocado they just eat it for attention."Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse you submit this pissy hot bread. 0/10 @jhrz32 pic.twitter.com/isZv1IJnvi — #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 14, 2015
Fair enough, but how does our twisted puppet master enjoy it when one of his puppet moves to its own tune? When one Twitter user sent in a picture of an omelette, Rate My Toast calmly stated "That's an omelette. 0/10" and left matters at that.Nobody likes avocado they just eat it for attention. 0/10 @orjenkins11 @fasteddiefalco pic.twitter.com/nU3cnkW1hN
— #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 12, 2015
That isn't to say that Rate My Toast doesn't have its own favorites. While most Americans would consider the combination to be at the very least visually repulsive, Rate My Toast found @_The12thMan's submission of beans and cheese on toast—A play on the classic English beans on toast—to be "Incredible. A symbol of British engineering. 11/10".Knowing that I could do better, I decided to submit my toast to this scion of sourdough. I immediately ran to the nearest bodega, whipped the place clean of any and all bready goods, and got to work. Despite my creative efforts, I've yet to hear back from Rate My Toast on my fabulous submissions, but assured I'm waiting with baited breath and loaded toasters.That's an omelette. 0/10 @EmreMeinMan pic.twitter.com/EkQJL4JQWH — #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 13, 2015
@ratemytoast Do you think my toaster is broken? pic.twitter.com/V3xIr2nsB2
— Alex Swerdloff (@AlexSwerdloff) October 20, 2015
@ratemytoast How do you like my breakfast? pic.twitter.com/lPU7hsUP5t
— Alex Swerdloff (@AlexSwerdloff) October 20, 2015
@ratemytoast You can never have too much bread, right? pic.twitter.com/mby8mmOVc2 — Alex Swerdloff (@AlexSwerdloff) October 20, 2015
@ratemytoast Do you prefer red or white with your toast? pic.twitter.com/Lp70PLl3dR — Alex Swerdloff (@AlexSwerdloff) October 20, 2015
@ratemytoast Would you eat my toast? pic.twitter.com/5AkdtJ5CUN
— Alex Swerdloff (@AlexSwerdloff) October 20, 2015
@ratemytoast Ciabatta or candelabra? pic.twitter.com/Sg054U48aI
— Alex Swerdloff (@AlexSwerdloff) October 20, 2015
Keep on toasting!@ratemytoast Food or fashion? pic.twitter.com/ZESopErFCS — Alex Swerdloff (@AlexSwerdloff) October 20, 2015