Wayne Selden's Uncle Won't Stop Until He's Got a Big Ben-Sized Clock Hanging from a Necklace

In reference to the gigantic clock that he wears around his neck, rapper Flavor Flav once told MTV of its philosophical origins, "Time can't afford to be wasted, but not only that, but God only gave us one life. Each minute we live, we got to live each second to our best value." Well, if Kansas guard Wayne Selden Jr.'s uncle's aim is to imitate Flavor Flav, he's nailed it. From aesthetics to philosophies. Uncle Anthony is living life to the illest.

Uncle Anthony was on hand last night when Selden doled out one of the most ridiculous posterizations you'll see in college ball—against some poor unassuming Baylor victim named Ishmail Wainright last night—and all cameras were trained on Uncle A in the stands when it went down. Uncle Anthony was ready for the moment, with a big old clock featuring Selden in the middle, as if to say "it's Selden time."

Well it was Selden time. Just take a look at this nastiness that Selden Jr. laid out:

So tonight, Uncle Anthony promised to come back with something bigger for tonight's championship game, and something bigger he brought.

Rock chalk! Big rings! pic.twitter.com/bmWTFGkqzS
— Uncle Anthony (@TheUncleAnthony) March 12, 2016

Yup, that's a picture of Wayne Selden Jr. dunking over Wainright alright. Imagine if you could swap out your drunk Trump-supporting uncle for Uncle Anthony at Thanksgiving. If only we could be so blessed.