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Antonio Brown Eliminated from Nutso Singing-in-Masks Show
The Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver was the first contestant eliminated on the 'The Masked Singer', a fever dream reality show where singers wear masks.
Alabama Player Hilariously Walks Back Shit Talk About Oklahoma QB
Alabama defensive tackle Quinnen Williams stopped himself mid-sentence when he was about to drop a diss on Oklahoma quarterback Kyler Murray and pulled out of a nose-dive.
Klay Thompson Isn't Taking Any of Your Shit
The Golden State Warriors guard was asked by reporters about how he's going to improve his shooting, and Klay did not back down.
Ref with Racist History Makes HS Wrestler Cut Dreadlocks Before Match
Referee Alan Maloney told high school wrestler Andrew Johnson to cut off his dreadlocks before a match, but this isn't the first incident Maloney's had with racism.
Marshawn Lynch Gives, uh, Impassioned Speech to Keep A's in Oakland
The Raiders running back showed up to Oakland City Hall in shorts and flip flops to speak (briefly) on behalf of the A's.
Teddy Bear Toss Sparked by Goal that Wasn't
"Hold those bears," the announcer said. "It's the scenario you fear!" But the die was cast, and it rained teddy bears.
Trump Must Give Up Signed Tim Tebow Helmet in Crooked Charity Settlement
The helmet, in combination with two portraits of Trump shadily bought with money from Trump's foundation, are now valued at around $975.
Impossible Spin Robs Soccer Player of Goal
In a game between Eredivisie teams AZ Alkmaar and PEC Zwolle, Mats Seuntjens sent in a chip with so much spin that it bounced away from goal after touching the line.
Refreshingly Honest Joakim Noah Admits He Was "Too Lit" to Play in New York
Things got so lit that even his younger fellow Knicks, including Frank Ntilikina, were warned against partying with him.
Jerry Dipoto is So Addicted to Trades He Finalized Encarnacion Deal from Hospital
Seattle Mariners general manager Jerry Dipoto was hospitalized for blood clots in his lungs, but that wouldn't stop him from brokering a three-way trade with the Cleveland Indians and the Tampa Bay Rays.
Stadium Concessions Stands are Way More Disgusting Than You Think
Nearly 28 percent of professional sports venues were found to have high-level food violations, according to a recent report.
For One Glorious Moment, the NHL had a Ref's Dick Goal
St. Louis Blues defenseman Robert Bortuzzo launched a puck down ice, and nailed a referee straight in the junk—only to make a huge deflection into goal. Sadly, there's a rule for these things.